“ Late Show ” host Stephen Colbert returned from his vacation to revel in the feud that’s just erupted between President Donald Trump and his MAGA faithful after the Justice Department claimed that late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein ’s long-rumored client list doesn’t exist.

There are two equally effective ways of dealing with smug liberals in the midst of a tantrum. First, mock their childish behavior and make them feel their impotence. Second, remind them that their own decisions to shill for the establishment set them on the path to oblivion.