Man United duo Harry Maguire and Rasmus Hojlund have been spotted training together. The joke writes itself, doesn't it?

It felt like Semenyo was United's Plan B transfer target if they couldn't land Mbeumo, but that's no longer an option.

He's going to end up being on the move after all? That's what countless Manchester United fans have in mind when it comes to winger Jadon Sancho. When the club ...